Just received a fax for Cus(tomer) Service or Complaints. Can't decide which . . .
"Yes, sir! Right away, sir! We can do that. We can brand your seat. No problema. Please drop your pants and bend over this padded workstation. The iron is hot. Your branding won't take a minute. You may feel a slight discomfort for a few days but that's understandable. You can take it, you're a Texan. We'll even supply you with some soothing lotion (discretely on the side, if you like) but it's more manly to feel the pain. Know it's real. Feel the burn. Come on back real soon. Y' hear? Ciao."
shirt: yellow Denver Hayes
loc: Complaints counter
temp: 20 C
sound: "Walkin' Shoes" from Will the Circle Be Unbroken